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June 14 2017

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nurse-peach:

i love u leo thank u for scaring the storms away

kramergate:

seriousjones:

people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight

tumblr claims to be the most diverse open community and yet what is this ? i am being shame-shamed?

lesbianratking:

zendmani:

Happy pride month to the Babadook and the Bye Bye Man

don’t forget about the Blair Witch, whom is a Lesbian

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talk-less-sing-more:

graveyard-whistler:

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I FUCKIN HATE/LOVE THIS

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sangoireseussian:

teddyhearted:

madsciences:

they are ready to be picked

ripe

@cyborgraptor

once-a-polecat:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

tygermama:

byebyeskylark:

glynnisi:

captainevans:

“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”

friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.

I want a Celebrity Obstacle Course show where all the pretty people can show off their hard stunt work for us and also occasionally eat it, because they need to be humbled sometimes. The judges would be career stunt people, to give them visibility, because they work even harder. Shirts optional.

You wouldn’t even finish the phrase “Celebrity Ninja Warrior” before Chris would start jumping up and doing yelling “Me! Me! Pick me!”

Anyone know how to contact Netflix about this?

Celebrity. Ninja. Warrior.

This needs to happen.

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amuzed1:

saito-91:

thenamesdiondra:

cynosurecosplay:

batter-sempai:

sueanoi:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bankuei:

meqabitch:

theryanproject:

futureblackpolitician:

cloacacarnage:

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

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onlyblackgirl:

rheine-byrne:

Nicki Minaj || No Frauds

❝  Your victory is right around the corner. Never give up. ❞
                                                                              - Nicki Minaj      

Tryna get this jacket tbh.

sbroxman-autisticquestions:

To other autistic people, do you face any difficulties when it comes to processing audio?

theboneylibrarian:

rabbittiddy:

blank-ocean:

kushandwizdom:

bitterbrownbruja:

slightlycoolemma:

blackandmildwithgod:

murder-she-wont:

blackandmildwithgod:

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see
When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

Yup! This is so real!

So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao

Adam was a fuck boy?

The first sin was a human allowing evil to happen.

I’ll admit that it’s been awhile since I did any serious Bible study, but as far as I can remember it pretty consistently lays the blame at Adam’s feet. Eve was deceived, but Adam was explicitly told, knew better and did it anyway.

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rabbittiddy:

swimmingferret:

john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty:

the-porter-rockwell:

belligerenceforhire:

I hate folding laundry but at least I’m not this lazy about it.

@rachielena

“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.”
- Robert A. Heinlein

Inventor: *creates something that makes life a fuck load easier for disabled or elderly people living alone, or high-pressured workers to lighten their workload*

some moron: UMM LOOK AT THESE LAZY FUCKS LOL

Guys, it’s an fucking machine to fold shirts to pack off and/or display. This is dry river bed levels of deep.

"Faggot"

justafuckingsackofmeatandbones:

abc-lgbt:

ronaldalan:

sueishappy:

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THIS

Reblog every time

HOLY SHIT

clintbaton:

saverockandroll:

u ever hear a drum beat that changes ur life

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edgebug:

the-greatest-genderqueer:

the-greatest-genderqueer:

When you load up on caffeine to make yourself less sad, but instead you just get Accelerated Depression™

I love how fucking abstract the concept of Accelerated Depression is. Like, it’s vague as fuck, but we all know what tf it feels like

depression about to hit 88mph and go back to the future

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onlyblackgirl:

comehomecharlie:

yellehughes:

😂😂😂😂

💀💀💀💀💀💀

The groomer got skills tbh. Leave a tip.

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thetrippytrip:

framing this

chessys:

no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love

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