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August 27 2017

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My day

August 24 2017

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Snicker’s hates Maven! Do you think she knows she’s there?


#catsofinstagram #catstagram #cat #tortoiseshellcat #calico #sleepingcat #sleepykitty #😻 #🐱 #🐈 #lifebeinpeachy

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Snickers hates Maven!!!!! Do you think she knows she’s there?


#catsofinstagram #catstagram #cat #tortoiseshellcat #calico #sleepingcat #sleepykitty #😻 #🐱 #🐈 #lifebeinpeachy

August 06 2017

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

son that’s it you’re grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd

mysticalcoffeequeen:

kinghispaniola:

sonoanthony:

cookcrack09:

sonoanthony:

ya niggas underestimate hugs…. like you don’t know how much girls like a good full blown hug, both hands wrapped around her while her head lays on your chest and then ya pull away and you smile at her and continue with your day… girls be in class 20 minutes later thinking about that hug fam 

How do you know?

This post has 36k notes for a reason my guy

Lmaooo

I only see truth

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ithelpstodream:

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centrists be like

lmao okay it seems like i’ve hit a nerve with this one. it’s obviously an exaggeration to prove a point. i called it “centrists” because that’s the label these white guys (it does always seem to be white guys i wonder what’s up with that) hide behind. they’re so detached from reality, so deluded, so caught up in their own perfect bubble of reddit posts and their dreams of being the messiah in the middle for everyone from all sides of the political spectrum to talk to, so blinded by their own arrogance and their obsession with the moral high ground they don’t even see what’s going on any more. every single one of you who saw this comic and felt the need to defend themselves needs to take some time to look in the mirror and ask themselves if this is really what they want to believe in. if your politics include catering to misogynists, coddling capitalists, colluding with racists and giving free rein to nazis you’re the one with the problem, not me.

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the-real-eye-to-see:

Some worthy examples to follow!

#FirstTimeISawMe

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cartoon-dog:

puublack:

shadows-ember:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

weepingdildo:

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

This is humanity

Happy birthday

happy birthday rover

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woodelf68:

saintcaffeinated:

I keep my spirits up with a different motivational background every day.

DEATH IS COMING, EAT TRASH, BE FREE!

August 05 2017

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choachie150:

spectrometon:

krustybunny:

acciowine:

justrollinon:

bsparrow:

ashermajestywishes:

kendralynora:

so is Victory

LOVE TRIANGLE

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

Rb for that art doe

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vulned:

This counts as getting dressed btw

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nonphallic-eclairs:

ayellowbirds:

theladytrickster:

If that doesn’t say ‘suck my dick, Nazis’. I don’t know what does

Over 113, now! He missed celebrating his Bar Mitzvah because of the first World War, so he finally observed it September 2016, a hundred years later.

Just checked, and he’s still alive! He’ll be 114 on September 15th.

autism problem #986

autismproblems:

People trying to talk to you during a shutdown.

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conquerorwurm:

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:

pugsarelub:

seaymph:

I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night, where the Spanish moss drips from the trees like lace, and honeysuckle buds perfume the air. Sticky, glistening skin. Sultry and forever.

and fifty dozen mosquitos are sucking your body dry and cicadas scream so loud you can never sleep and watch where your honeysuckle ass steps or you’ll plant your foot on a pissed off copperhead

One person is from the south. One person isn’t. Guess which.

“I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night” is a threat

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jenroses:

explainingthejoke:

prehistoricsilverfish:

whomthegodswoulddestroy:

critical-perspective:

native-coronan:

triss19:

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are. 

OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

I know just the man for the job.

This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.

@explainingthejoke ?

The initial image is a size comparison between the statue of liberty and a wind turbine. The wind turbine is over ninety feet (about 28 meters) taller.

A commenter pretended to misinterpret the image as one of a wind turbine attacking the statue of liberty. The next commenter answered with an image of Don Quixote, a literary character who once thought a windmill was a monster and announced his plans to fight it. They are joking that if a wind turbine attacked the statue of liberty, Don Quixote would be willing to fight the wind turbine.

Incidentally, that scene led to the English idiom “tilting at windmills,” meaning a person who has not only disproportionate reactions of anger, but disproportionate reactions of anger to nonexistent challenges.

So all those people who are fighting to preserve coal jobs and the fossil fuel economy are….

actually…

tilting at windmills.

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